One of worst jokes life will play on you is meeting the right person at the wrong time
And it ain’t funny at all…
Spider-Man’s spidey sense probably warns him if a fart is going to be a shart.
Well… with great power, comes great responsibility…
hey did u guys know theres a type of bird that catches worms by farting on them to scare them out of their hiding place
What
here he is
It’s all natural…
Farting someone awake is an achievement. Farting someone asleep is attempted murder.
The dichotomy of flatulence…
Vaping is like farting. Mostly harmless but it’s still fucking rude to blow it in someone’s face
You said it, dude.
stljedi:It’s going to be a bad night.
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Proton packs and meddling kids… What could possibly go wrong?!
Men will never know what it feels like to have a fart creep forward and go up inside your vagina. Then you gotta do a weird bend to re-fart your fart.
Keep ‘em blowin’…